'She's just p***ed she's married to a barking dog': Kim Kardashian turns on Khloe for bad-mouthing her marriage to Kris Humphries

By Amelia Proud


Tensions: Kim Kardashian brands her sister Kourtney an 'evil troll' in tonight's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York after she bad-mouths her husband Kris Humphries


With her two sisters' relationships unravelling right in front of her eyes, it falls to Khloe Kardashian to try and save the day - not that she gets any thanks from an angry, ranting Kim.

The episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York opens with both Kris and Scott awol, and Kim and Kourtney surveying the damage from their Manhattan duplex.

Even Scott's parents are livid with him, while Kim's best friend Jonathan Cheban expresses his concern that Kris has fled to Minnesota.

Intervention: Khloe pays her sister a visit after things are not well in their respective relationships with Kris and Scott Disick


Jonathan also calms Scott's father, who calls his son a 'mental case' as Kourtney sticks to plans to visit them in the Hamptons, even without their son.

Then Khloe arrives to stage a double intervention.

'I miss my sisters so much, and it is the last big weekend of the summer and we are going to the Hamptons.'

Feet up: Kim cancels a visit to The Hamptons to go and visit Kris in Minnesota


First up, Khloe tries to play peacemaker between Kourtney and Scott, after receiving unprecedented calls from the angrty Disick.

The crux of the problem for Kourtney is soon pinpointed as Scott's drinking, and the destruction that habit wrought in Miami.

Khloe tells Kourtney that Scott wants to sleep in the same bed as her, and wants to feel like 'he's the man.'

She then turns to Kim, and tells her that she should go to Minnesota, and say: 'I find it a little odd as it's been a few months and usually the first year is when you're most obsessed with that person.'


Making up: Kris and Kim try to mend their problems after he quit for his home state in last week's show

Hug it out: The couple's reunion was initially sweet


Khloe also talks about how she scaled down work to focus on her relationship with Lamar Odom.

Kim then cancels her Hampstons plans with her sisters and plans to head to Minnesota to spend time with Kris, vowing: 'I will do whatever it takes to make it work.

After a tanning session, a grumpy Kim swears at her sisters for disrupting her lie in as they head to Long Beach for their weekend away.

Kim rails at Khloe for not being supportive and says: 'She doesn't like Kris so she's purposefully trying to mess with me.'


Problems brewing: But things don't stay well for long after Kris admits he is not missing the hectic New York lifestyle

Making her feelings known: Kim is upset Kris is apparently so comfortable sleeping separately

She then calls the girls in the car, and continues to vent on speaker-phone... prompting her sisters to say she is acting out of character.

'Think she's just p***ed as she's married to a barking dog,' Khloe quips to Kourtney's guffaws.

Kim then sends Khloe messages over Blackberry messenger calling her sister an 'evil troll' and 'spiteful.'

Jonathan persuades Scott to go to his parents' home to see Kourtney and their son, Mason.

Meanwhile Kim arrives in Minnesota and initially the reunion is sweet.

But Kris said he missed his wife but not the chaos of their New York living arrangement and Kim admits she is hurt that he is so comfortable with sleeping separately.

And the romantic tone is somewhat sullied when Kris tells Kim he can tell she had been travelling because her armpits smelled of: 'Uncooked fish and hot garbage.'

Back in the Hamptons, and Scott and Kourtney are offered some alone time by Aunty Khloe but Kourtney remains frosty to Scott.

'All she cares about is her role as a mom, but she has to remember that she has another boy, and that's me,' Scott complains.

Not all rosy: Meanwhile, Kourtney is also having issues with boyfriend Scott


Khloe stages an intervention and negotiates 'alone time' for Scott with Kourtney.

Meanwhile Kris is being told by his trainer that marriage 'adds 50 pounds to you,' and Kris 6ft9 quips 'and takes off inches,' before asking his trainer if he will come to New York.

Kim attempts to be domestic, and cooks a homecooked meal after Kris 'manfully' brings home the groceries.

'Is this what it feels like to be actually married,' Kris says happily.

Quality time: Khloe, pictured with Mason, tells Kourtney she needs some alone time with Scott


He attempts to sell Minnesota and says he misses the lake, Kim begs him to compromise but he says he can't afford to fly back and forth.'

But there is a hint of suspicion as Kris asks Kim who 'put her up to' the trip and domesticity.

Kim cuts her finger and Kris says: 'You really haven't been in the kitchen for a while.'

He also mentions that Khloe left Miami for Lamar and says: 'It's great you have a role model like that.'

Khloe opens up about Kim in the Hamptons: 'I don't want the things she wants in life, I don't compete with her, she's in her own lane.'

Busy parent: Scott feels Kourtney only has time for their son and not for him


Kim finally gets the sleep she's been craving and decides to confront Kris, she tells him it's his 'off season' and he should be living with her, but Kris blames distractions.

Kim yells: 'You have to meet me halfway,' as Kris lolls on the sofa chanting: 'You don't want me to resent you baby, do you?'

She then storms off saying she'll skype him to 'say goodbye.'

Later they share a tender moment, and Kim tells Kris: 'We're not going to have a successful marriage if we live in separate states,' which combined with tears prompts Kris to act.


Dinner date: Scott confronts Kourtney about his problems over dinner


Scott and Kourtney enjoy a double date but Scott confronts Kourtney about de-cluttering his parents' home and throwing out a beloved chess set.

But then it's back to New York for all key players, and the showdown, 'the Hump is back!' Kourtney yells as Kris insists he will make it work.

But Kim ignores Khloe as she gushes to Kourtney about Kris, Khloe calls her insincere and the sisters part on bad terms as Khloe leaves to fly back to LA.



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